Nigel Patton. June 16, 1992. Destined to be President or the killer of a President. Whatever the fuck that shit means.

27th February 2012

Chat

  • My niece: You guys can just jerk off and get it over with.
  • Me: ... I feel like I walked in on the wrong conversation with yourself.
  • My niece: But I was talking to you!
  • Me: No, I don't think you were.